Tuesday, January 5, 2010

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Kim. Is. Mad.

HULK SMASH!
*RAGE*

Here we can see the subtle and seemless change of skin pigmentation, hair length and colour, and gender of myself once I have become some overcome with rage and fury that I am literally on the verge of exploding.
Let's pretend the bald, wrinkly man is a metaphor for my plans and goals of which I'd aspired to achieve this year.
They're on the verge of suffering death by asphyxiation. Or ARE they? (They are)

This was an accurate representation 2 years ago, I like to think I've learnt to control my anger since then.

The reason for my sudden, spontaneous outburst is because my parents have decided they will not financially support me, nor emotionally support me in my plans and decisions to move out and move to the city.
This now means I am in fact so angry I can't talk to them, and my inner psyche is the one who violently slams the doors behind me and scoffs when they try to communicate with me.
I swear it's not me.

Now I suppose I'll be finding a full time job in Shepp-hole-town until I can financially support myself enough to move out.
The most annoying thing about this is I'll be conforming to my parents wishes and doing EXACTLY what they want. Those crafty, manipulative fiends.
(God help me if they actually read this blog) *loosens collar*

The WORST part about living in this God forsaken town longer (Apart from the opportunity to achieve success) is it will make it MUCH harder to visit/be visited by my boyfriend.
Fail. Fail whale. Fail whale to an epic scale.


I PROMISE next post I'll stop being so self-involved and post something of interest.
Until then, here's some of my favourite sites to crack me up and add to my insanity:
(No pun intended)

Lamebook
Cracked
Something Awful - Comedy Goldmine


Kim feels much anger
parents; they're unsupportive
RAASGHRKHTKEFHKHDSAKJDHASKD!
It's my haiku, I hope you like it. :)


And I'm Ron Burgandy. Go fuck yourself San Diego. ♥

-Kim

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