Insanity is the only sane reaction to an insane society. - Thomas Szas

I'm breaking my promise. *Pause for shocked and appalled reactions* That's right.
I have nothing interesting to blog about tonight other than my own boring life and since I didn't blog last night, as I was sick *sadpuppydogeyes* (and also, well cbf doing that shit), I'm making up for it by making this post TWICE as self involved and arrogant.
I'm really that egotistical! Or am I? Well no, I have cripplingly low self esteem much like Company mascots who endorse sugar-filled food. (They hide it well) :D

 "I'm dying on the inside"

-Tony the Tiger

 Anywho, I'm going off on some kind of tangent here. Let me subtely segue the conversation to the matter at hand. (Subtley) So, how about that Tony Abbot, he sure has trouble making up his mind about things, what an ignorant scalawag. You know who else has trouble making up their minds about things? My parents! (See what I did thar?)
My parents have now decided (after much debating and arguing I can tell you) that they WILL financially support me until I am stable myself after I move. Not mentally stable of course, we all know that's not going to happen.

I'm too poor for Photoshop, Okay?
STFU

 AAAAAAAAAAAAnywho. So I've been pretty damn stressed out about the whole 'Moving, applying for TAFE, getting a fulltime job' thang. I'm sure I don't need to draw you another picture of this...

I spent my day waking up at 10, gargling salt water, partially cleaning my room *productiveface*, gargling salt water, packing for my 5 day stay at Scotty's (More excitement about that later), gargling salt water and doing dishes. And gargling salt water.
"WHY OH WHY HAVING YOU BEEN GARGLING SALT WATER KIM?! ARE YOU GOING TO DIE!? DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF DISEASE WHICH WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT GARGLE SALT WATER EVERY FEW HOURS?! WHY DO PEOPLE FIND DAVID LETTERMAN FUNNY?!" I hear you ask.
Firstly, stop yelling at me; it's rude.
Secondly: the answer to most of those questions is I have tonsillitis AGAIN!
*incoherent rage in the form of rambling and nonsensical vowels and consonants put together sequentially*
(Translation: IFDKFJWLORJFWEPRJFWPRJWJFJSLFKSJLFJSLSLLLSALASEJLAAFP!!!)
I say most because I don't think anyone knows why people find David Letterman funny. Just one of those mysteries of the universe like The meaning of life and the reason people actually willingly listen (AND PAY TO LISTEN) to Miley Cyrus screech into a microphone.
Seriously, she sounds like a drowning cat giving birth to a full-grown midget whilst a bearded Scottish man wearing an accordian steps on its tail. (I've done my research)

Now that I've gotten two subjects of hatred out of the way, I can breathe a little better and should probably stop standing on my chair.

I'm seeing my boyfriend tomorrow. I haven't seen him since new years. :)

I'm majorly excited. *Returns to standing on chair*

This will also mean I won't blog until Wednesday night.

Enjoy the temporary lapse of insanity.

(Good Lord, I've used a lot of brackets in this post.)

"And that's the way the cookie crumbles",

-Kim

EDIT: Ben might read this... so all credit regarding the Tony Abbot reference goes to him because I read it in his facebook status rant. I don't want him to sue me. Or as the youtubers say "I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!"